Friday, May 28, 2010

Summer of '99...

(((This was written in 2006...May 22....I recall the memories of my childhood...my pals and my bicycle. Note that the rhyming pattern matches with the lyrics of 'Summer of 69'....as in the last word of a particular line in the original song would sound similar to the corresponding word in the poem...was a difficult task...

Try singing it in that tune...like Bryan Adams :)...)))

 

I got my first trendy bike, slim
Bought it at hundreds twenty-nine
Rode it till the sun got red
Was the Summer of 99

Me and more guys n gals, cool
Had a gang named Klub Leonard
Hard to beat, too brave to get worried
We moved along...the fastest by far

Racing past the V.S.Tower
By the banks of my hometown river
And when we made a noise
We'd face a shrunk eyed glare
Those were the best days of my life

O...that day...March the Sixteenth
When I rode all records through
Frenz around...all congratulatin'
N my eyes dying to see you...yeah !

At the end of that standing search
She gifted me the best hug ever
Wet eyed on that victory land
Nothing beats the touch of a lover
Those were the best days of my life...

Live_the_abc_way....May 28, 2010

A question posted to Live_the_abc_way.....

"It's about Naina (name changed). I had selected her last year. She was really impressive in the interview...a perfect fit for our radio station. And as usual...I was right. During the last ten months, our station has been doing well. Slowly but surely, we are catching up on Mirchi.

I love Naina. She is pretty and talks sense...all that I want...all that I love...but ....my wife doesn't love this.

I have been married for over a year now. My aunt had selected this girl for me...she's actually one of her students in the Music School.

I find Vandita (name changed) boring. She's got an amazing voice, but it's no good unless you know what to speak. She knows that I have an affair in office. But...we don't really fight much. We live a formal life at home.We hardly talk actually. I return late most of the times and then sleep.

I know I am doing something wrong to Vandy...but I've tried being nice. She's just not my type...she's just not cool enough.

What do I do...?"

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abc's answer:

"Kill yourself...you %*&^*.....well..hang on...

You didn't mention whether Naina loves you...and whether you are into a physical relation with her...which I hope is not the case(fingers crossed)...

You are one big ass...who doesn't know what relations are all about...have you ever heard of a thing called 'adjustment'...?

Would you throw your parents out of your house if they don't behave exactly the way you want them too...? Or have you done that already...?

Listen boss...you might be some tycoon making a lot of money...but I don't give an damn to your way of thinking. Vandita should actually spit on your face and go away....but she is a musician...so she has learnt a thing or two...probably from your aunt too.

Go home tonight and say 'sorry' to her...cook for her...and if you can't...then take her out somewhere. Give her some freedom...some fresh air....get her back...cause without you even realising it...you've lost her...

And dude....you better be good to her...you know the power of media...and I will have an eye on you.

Best of luck...

Thursday, May 27, 2010

What happened last Friday....

What a mess....!!!

I absolutely adore the activists in Bangalore. What a move....what a move to save the countrymen...from a disaster.

I was with my pals the other day to watch the first-day afternoon show of the most hyped movie in India...Kites. The tickets had been booked earlier...we were all set. Aditi, especially was more than just excited about it. Like most brainless Indian girls...she is a Hrithik fan....(shez got brains though :P)...

But then...the activists had other ideas. There was some contract that was broken by the distributors of the movie; which apparently had pissed those Kannada activists off. They would now bar the movie from being screened.

                                           ........ Meet Mr.Basu

Thank God they did....and I got 750 bucks credited back to my account...yeppey...!!!

Now...y the hell am I so happy...? Just cause I read the reviews that the movie was pathetic....?...naah...
I had to decide for myself...cause I had really loved Basu's earlier movies in 'Life in a Metro' and 'Gangster'....so Piyush and I watched the flick yesterday...and trust me...the reviews were not as bad as the movie was...it's half a star for me.

God...why on earth do you not correct your foolish children...huh...?

Anurag Basu tried everything it seemed...but nothing seemed to work...for the first time in life I hated a kissing scene in a movie...I was so pissed of...

You end up dieing to listen to some Hindi...and when it comes..its all crap. With poor dialouges (can't comment on the Spanish-Mexican stuff though)....usual bollywood-ishtaail action and car chases; a useless script; ordinary direction; and over-acting and some virtual strip-tease by the superstar...Hrithik.....it was indeed a cocktail of disasters....

...And ya...what was my sweetheart Kangana doing in there...? What a waste of talent...Mr.Basu...I really don't have the guts to watch what you would make next...

I hereby request our directors (they don't read my blog...but still) to make sensible movies. Got nothing against the Indian Film Industry...but really can't watch stuff like these ya...

Jai Hind :)

Monday, May 24, 2010

Life turns 180s....in a matter of days... :)

IIT seems to be that one dream for many in this country. They all say it's tough and keep dreaming. I said, "it's easy", and made it. I loved the campus. There was so much to learn...so much to innovate. I was now where I always knew I would be.

In the first year at Kharagpur, I made a lot of friends. Mitali was my roomie. We did the girltalks, watched movies, flirted with guys, clicked stupid pics, made fun of the dumbos...we did it all; and scored well too. I did Dad proud when the merit list of the first semester had my name right up there...Anamika Gupta.



It was all going as good as the doctor ordered...and then....and then I fell in love.

Our sections had changed in second year. This guy called Vaibhav was my classmate now. We started liking each other, going out...and about a couple of months into 2nd yr, he proposed. 'Yes' was the call.

Life had started to look more beautiful. I enjoyed whatever he did to me. I loved to surrender when he made love to me. Soon, we informed our parents. Love hadn't affected our scores; and we belonged to the same caste. So, our parents had no problem.

We passed out in 2008. I topped once again. He threw another party.A month later, both of us joined IBM...but in different cities. Delhi for me; and Bangalore for him.

Soon, things changed. Vaibhav got attracted to some girl in office. He thought I wouldn't know, but I came to. But, by the time I did, I had been ditched completely. I decided to break up. Vaibhav didn't want that. He knew that I was the perfect marriage material for him.

Vaibhav called me several times. I didn't pick his calls. He even came down to Delhi to convince. Didn't work. Our families now wanted us to marry soon. I told them that I don't want to. They asked for the reason. I hid that. So did Vaibhav. For his family and mine, I was now the culprit. I was the one who didn't want to marry.I was being blamed without a reason...but somehow...somehow I couldn't point fingers at him. I still loved him.

A week after he returned from Delhi...I got a call. It was a shocking news. Vaibhav had committed suicide.


I was arrested the next day. No..there wasn't any letter that mentioned my name; but his parents knew that I was the reason. I have been in jail ever since. I had told the truth in court; but I didn't have a proof. His friends were the witness to the fact that he called me several times and even came to my city. They concluded that I had an affair. They asked for the boy's name. I had no answers.

In the last couple of years, I have compiled a novel. Its the same story in detail. Mitali says she'll help get it published...I hope she would...afterall, she is the only person who visits me in jail.

I have a couple of more years to spend here; and then I'll start a new life. I know how good I am. I know I can still make it big and I will.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Taking an off...for Personal reasons...

Hi lovers, well wishers and premature fans( if any !)....
I'll not be posting for the next two weeks or so....
Will be back with a bang in June....Keep the faith...Love You....

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Drunk...

I've got a guitar, and I've got a bike
And I've got the right voice to sing on the mic
I've got a pen, and I've got the bucks
So...what's it that makes me say..."Life sucks..."?

Countless hours and countless chords
Alone in my bedroom, open on the roads
The strings are fed up of my bloody fingers
All in vain cause she's not a listener

Unknown streets and a million miles
Will cool new stunts and trendy styles
I beat the wind and whip along
With an empty backseat..all alone



My CDs on the stands sell out in no time
They are addicted to me...the fault isn't mine
The world does feel that I'm having a ball
Cause they don't know the lady who hates it all

My pen knows its job, it writes on well
A feeling of peace, in my soul, does dwell
When the inkpot empties into that sea of love
However, there's someone whom my poems disturb

It rains dollars and pounds all time on me
Its a wonderland around, I live tension free
So...what's it that kills me every minute
Her outlook on me is the poison, definite.

(((It was written on October 23, 2006....I had no bike and guitar then. Fame and money...I still don't have....So...it's all fiction...
And ya...it was made into a song by an Elvis fan called Arun Krishna. He sang it in college. It flopped.)))

The 'Mondita' Story...(Episode 2 of 2)

(((Hey...make sure you've read Episode 1...before you start off with this...)))


Aah...that voice !

It had changed over the last seven years, but who could take away that magic from it. Eighth heaven !

I acted smart. Tried to...rather. I asked her to guess who I am. She surely couldn't. Then the hints started coming. I said I was from Xavier's. Lots of names came up. I knew some of them. Finally, I could no longer stand other boys' names being uttered by her....(ahem ahem...possessive !!).

"You remember Ananyabrata?", I asked...



"Yaaa....ABC...why?", my name.... my name....!! These guys in Xavier's used to call me by this name 'ABC'.

"So...You got who I am now...", I said.

"No....you know ABC. That's fine...but who are you...?", she asked.

"Well, I am....ABC himself....Hi Mondita....how are you doing?"

"Cut the crap boy...ABC was a close friend of mine; and I'm sure you would know that. You would also know that guys used to tease me by his name, especially after he left Xavier's. You would also know that he never contacted me after leaving the city........He is gone. He'll never come back. You are not him"

It almost rained...down my eyes. I took her words for her love and thought she was missing me....However, this is what she said next...

"Boy...whoever you are...if you wish to talk to me, you can. But, reveal your identity. Tell me who you are. You don't have to lie to talk to me. And please don't use his name....I request"

"Well...but Mondita...I am ABC... trust me...you can ask  Rajashree....".

Rajashree was a common friend. She was the one who gave me her number. I talked to her for over half an hour. She promised to convince Mondita that I was indeed ABC.

Minutes later, my cell rang. 'Mondita Calling'...the phone looked prettier !

"So...", I said..." Can we talk further....Mondita...?"

"Well, not really....", she said, "I instead have made Rajashree realise that you are faking"

"Holy crap......No..."; I almost screamed. I went on to give her a lot of proofs, but she would not believe.
More so, because I was speaking to her in Assamese. I didn't know her mother tongue, Assamese, when I studied in Xavier's. In the last two years I had hung around with a lot of guys from Assam, including my two committed roomies, who taught me their language. She couldn't believe that I could speak her tongue now.

Well....the use of Assamese was purely done to impress...but it backfired....(true KLPD)

I kept trying to 'prove myself' during the next couple of weeks. Didn't work.



Two months later, I went to her home town. I called her up from a PCO there. Her brother picked up the phone.

"I am ABC, speaking from a coin booth around here, not being able to locate your house. I had come down to meet Mondita actually..."

"ABC...right..? You $^%#&^..", he shouted...

"My sis told me about you....you tell me where you are and I'll take that 'ABC' thing out of you...Did she not ask you not to use that name....and you are still troubling her....Come...Come...I'll come rather...Tell me where you are...you @&$^&^%..."

I banged the telephone down. From his tone, I knew that I was going to be beaten, without a reason. I knew that I wouldn't be allowed to explain. So...I moved out of the booth and fled.

All my love was washed away with this call. I took the train the next day. I never met her again. We never talked again.

However, an hour ago, I got a call...from an unknown number. I picked it up....and guess what...

It was Airtel...customer care... !!! (KLPD part 2)

I know she would never come back. But...I really don't understand why she refused to trust me. Sometimes, I also feel it was her way of avoiding me. I don't know...

But readers....I confess..."I am ABC".

(((This happened. I didn't bother changing names either.Childhood love really has a magic of its own. She was my biggest crush and still is....)))

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The 'Mondita' Story...(Episode 1)

Once upon a time, there lived a princess. Well, not really, but kind of...; and her name was Mondita.

Lets get closer to facts. I was admitted to St.Xavier's when I was ten. That's where I met Mondita, my first crush as such. She was the quietest girl in class. One could hear her voice only when she was asked to read a piece of prose aloud. Even her 'present miss' from the first bench during the roll call would be to low for me to hear.

                                          In the picture: Mondita at 4.

I wanted to sit with her. The seat next to Mondita would be usually empty.One day I marked that sometimes, the class teacher would pull someone naughty and make him sit next to her. So, the way was simple. I was the naughtiest child the next day.

That's where the story began. I studied in that school for four years, during which we became pretty close friends. I would never go out during the tiffin break. I preferred staying back. We talked a lot those days. However, we never made telephone calls to each other. I felt shy to let my parents know that I talk to girls. It was probably an 'age thing'.

In 1999, those four years came to an end. Dad got transfered to some other city. Slowly but surely, I lost contact of most of my friends in Xavier's.

VIII, IX, X, XI, XII....Engineering 1st year,2nd Year.....seven years went by before something happened....

We were three of us sharing a room in our hostel. Two of us were bachelors; and then suddenly someone came with a good news which left me in a minority. I was now the only guy in the room without a girlfriend. For the next ten odd days, I did a research, both online and off it. "Naa..." was the call.



Somehow, I knew that I'd got to get back Mondita into my life. I chatted with a common friend. Got her landline number. Called.

Her brother picked it up. Elder brother.

...And guess what...he gave me Mondita's cell number. I called up from the top of the world.....

Monday, May 3, 2010

Mr. William Shakespeare.....howzzat...?

Acquaintances sometimes let you know great stories. This is a story about a tragedy that happened to the room mate of one of my friends' cousins....woof..!!!...somebody !

 Its kinda sad, even more so, cause it was treated as a joke. But then, the truth is that even I laughed out when I heard this. The name of the guy is Saurabh. Decent name...but....

Saurabh was in love with this girl called Ayushee. He saw her on the first day of class in college. He fell in love soon. Planned out a proposal; and like most intelligent young lovers, he proposed on the 14th of February, the next year. She said 'Yes'. He said 'Yesss !!!!'.

For the next two years, the couple did everything you would expect of them. They talked through the nights. Roamed about. Were seen in places like CCD, the last corner seats of movie theatres, temples,hill stations etc. They did their Mondays and Thursdays together. They promised to live through those seven lives, and wished there were more lives to live together. They did stuff that made girls say "How sweet...O my Gawd". Everything...and...O ya...they had sex too...

Well, this is all predictable stuff, isn't it? What isn't is what happened after this.

Their college organised a fest. Colleges from all over the city; and two colleges from other towns of the same state, participated in that so-called National Level Fest. There was a guy who participated in one of the Robotics competitions. His name was Arjun...and guess what...Arjun Rampal. Only by name !



Ayushee was a die hard fan of the 'real' Arjun Rampal. So, one of her friends, of course a girl, rushed to tell her that there's this guy called Arjun Rampal in campus. She responded exactly the way she was expected to. She met him in the next ten minutes. The next day, a new relationship started building up. The next month, our own Saurabh was nowhere in the picture.

Now, someone's got to explain me why this happened. I mean, I've seen that Arjun's picture in orkut. He looks bad. So... how can someone fall for a name? Shakespeare's words... "What's in a name" were crucified it seems.

Well, I seriously had no clue why this happened to Saurabh. Can you help me with this...? Please...?

Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Story of a Ghost...(''Bhooter Galpo'" in Bengali)

It was 1971. Winter. Sometime in November if I remember correctly.

I was an aspiring stage artist, doing small roles in one of Bengal's most prestigious Drama Associations, 'Bhabikaal'. I was only 22. I had grown up watching the people I acted with now. I would stay back till 3am for the rehearsals; sleep between 4 and 8; and reach the post office by 9, where I worked as a clerk.

That night, I stayed back till 4. I was playing the Zameendaar's son in the play 'Krishak', which is a Bengali word for 'farmer'. The Zammendaar, Bannerjee Da was one of the most renowned stage actors. I had this great opportunity to learn a lot, acting alongside him. The next day, a crowd of over five hundred people would watch the play at India Club.

There was no one else to accompany me. Also, my younger brother had taken my cycle away. So, I had to walk those two miles to home.There wasn't a ray of light.

As I walked on, all the famous stories about ghosts in Calcutta played in my mind. I knew that something was coming up. A while later, I saw a light. It was moving towards me. I got scared. Chanting 'Jai Ram' was all that I could do.I didn't move. After a minute, I got to know that it was someone moving in a cycle, holding a mashaal to see the way. 'What a relief !'

Stories also had it that the biggest Banana tree that came on the way, belonged to Lord Ganesha; and that there lives after death, a headless king, who urinates before eating people up. Ten minutes down the line, the Banana tree was seen. My feet had stopped moving. It was much bigger than the usual banana trees. I looked around for the headless king, with 'Jai Ram' being recited without a break.



In that darkness, at 4:30, I stepped next to the tree,with my umbrella in my hand, to save me from the light drizzle.I felt good that I was brave. Just then, loads of water fell ahead of my feet. I knew now, that I was the food tonight. I ran.

As I ran, I changed the prayer to ' Jai Ganesh' knowing fully well that Lord Ganesha, being the owner of the tree, was the only god who could save me ! I ran on, for my life. I ran faster than ever, but it seemed to take longer than ever.

Finally, I reached home.I gasped for breath, but couldn't afford to get in.My Maternal Uncle,who had brought me up since my father passed away in 1959, would drag me out of the career in theatre if he came to know that I was frightened. I cooled myself down at the door.Knocked. My mother opened it.She asked me what was wrong.

 "I need a sleep Maa", I said and rushed to the bed.

Next morning, I wanted to go back to the tree. I had to prove to myself that there are no ghosts out there. I knew that if I live with this fear, I probably wouldn't be able to rehearse late, which would bring my theatre career to an end.

I went there.It was daylight and me, two brave people. I waited near the tree for sometime. And then...the same thing happened. Water, almost as much a couple of mugs would hold, fell at my feet. I got the physics. I caught the ghost. It was nature.

Rain water accumulated on top of the leaf; and when the water would increase upto a certain point, the leaf couldn't hold it any more, and it ran down to the road. Simple law of gravity.I looked up. Thanked my father. Came back.



Later that year, I got the first lead role in theatre. I went on to do a lot of such roles, and won the 'Best Actor' Award several times. I married a very sweet, young lady of 22, when I was 31.

At 33, I quit theatre. I concentrated on becoming a good husband now. A year later, I was promoted as an Inspector, and was posted in Darbhanga in Bihar. At 36,in 1985, I was the happiest person. My son, my only child, Ananyabrata was born. Now, I had to become a good father. I hope I did become one. Ananyabrata would tell you better.

(The protagonist is Late Shri Samir Chakravorty, my father.He retired as the Assistant Director of Postal Services in 2008.He left us on the 14th of March 2010 due to Kidney failure.

The names of certain people and places are changed, but whatever I wrote here are pieces of the story that my father told me when I was young. I had asked him to tell me a story of a ghost. He, in his unique way, narrated this story and made me understand that there is no such thing as 'ghost'....Amazing !

I never had the chance to watch him act. The ones who did, say that they never watched anyone act better.

P.S. In the picture you see my parents, way back in 1980.)